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Sep. 2nd, 2004 @ 03:42 pm
Tiger grew up. Now she's a duck. It's horribly disgusting. She looks deformed. Like a fat sausage with overly long legs.

However, she can now breed with Kabir. Her soulmate.

I've now thought of something. If your Tamagotchi breeds and an egg is left for the mother and the father, and the eggs hatch and are of different genders and this generation grows up and you breed them again, is that incest?

Sep. 2nd, 2004 @ 01:45 pm
ninja is now a teen.

i hope he dies in a horrible car crash while drunk soon.

Sep. 2nd, 2004 @ 10:15 am
New rule.

If you don't have a tamagotchi, you can join, but you can't post until you buy one.

Thank you, that is all.

-Your supreme dictator for life

Sep. 2nd, 2004 @ 08:07 am
Welcome to the community beepingfetish, clearly far superior to any community you're also in.

We are moderated by cheesyporf and 8888888888, though cheesyporf holds the whip, really. Whips are in our interests list, right after time out.

Before you become a member of our sacred establishment, consider your club pledge carefully:

I long to be a proud parent of a Tamagotchi
To hold the pixels in my arms
To love, to cherish,
Till death or mysterious vanishing after it bears a child do we part
I long to hear the beeping sounds
And lead my child to jump over the hurdles of life
And dance to the sweet music of existance
And praise it in sadness and woe
I long to hold it close to me
And go out into the world and search for an aquaintence
A buddy, a friend, a gentle touch
A partner to continue the beautiful chain of digital gods
I long to wipe the poo from the screen
And feed it snacks until it smiles
And follow with a shot for the toothache
I know that my tamagotchi will need love and affection for 22 hours of the day
And I accept full responsibility if it means
I will have virtual love and companionship for the rest of my days

Yes. If you are not ready for the biggest responsibility of your life, do not buy a tamagotchi! Far too many times have we found tamagotchis lying dead in a street, killed by the laziness of their owner, who meant to feed them but was too busy at a rave.

Don't get the wrong idea, people. You don't own the Tamagotchi.

The Tamagotchi owns you.


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